First off, we’re very sorry for the loss of your relationship. Divorce is never a happy process to go through. Unless they were a complete tool, in which case, congratulations! Welcome to freedom.
Since you tossed out your ex, you probably are also tossing out everything you ever shared onto the curb. Because, you know. Memories. The bedroom starts to look and feel the strangest after a split. Especially that mattress, a.k.a the most shared piece of your relationship. Keeping it around will be a constant reminder of the person you once shared that bed with.
Forget about the sweat stains your ex left behind. There’s also the memories and energy of co-sleeping, the intimacy, the late night conversations, cuddling, movie-watching and blanket hogging that you have to get rid of.
Also, it’ll totally be more comfortable hooking up with a new and more interesting person on a brand new mattress that has no previous links to your old flame. Good thing we’re here to help with that.
If you have to lose half, then, so will we. If you’re going through a divorce, are already divorced, or you’re just living that single life, we’ll give you half off a new twin sized mattress. That’s right. 50% off. You’re welcome.
Use SPLITSVILLE as your discount code and rest easy!